With a slash of his sword, the tiny fly drops to the ground, chopped in half. He too opened a matchbox to release a mosquito into the air.With two quick chops, the mosquito dropped dead in four pieces. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air.He slashed the air, but the fruit fly continued to fly.
The Jewish Samurai replied, "If you look closely, you will notice that the fruit fly was just circumcised." Any joke can be a lot of fun, but hilarious jokes like short jokes and one liners are particularly great jokes because, well, they're so short and to the point.
Just like alcohol can pack a lot of punch (or is it the other way around?
), so one liners and really funny short jokes can pack a lot of fun into a very compact package.
Here is a list of some of the best really funny short jokes and very funny jokes that you will ever find: - Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - A man is sitting on his couch watching his TV when he hears the doorbell ring.
To help you we have made a compilation of some of the best of the great jokes and funny one line jokes that we know - on all sorts of topics from short funny jokes to great jokes about countries to dating jokes to jokes about alcohol and much more.
To kick off the page, we present: - In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard.He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time.The day of the summoning arrives, and only three warriors present themselves. He opened a matchbox to release a fly into the air.- Two muffins are sitting in the oven, when one turns to the other muffin and asks, "Is it just me or is it hot in here? Dad: An idiot is someone who tries to explain something in such a roundabout and long way that the person to whom he is explaining something has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. He opens the door, and only sees a snail sitting on his stoop." The second muffin’s eyes widen and he exclaims, "Holy cow! He throws the snail across the street and goes back to watching TV.A year later, he is again sitting on his couch watching TV when the doorbell rings again.